pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
binkshapiro: whosromeo: girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you” the da vinci code has been cracked
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
This is why it hurts the way it hurts. You have too many words in your head....– Iain Thomas (via the-healing-nest)
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
katara: a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
Anonymous asked: 20 more mins
1o14: i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
gnuliet: hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
arpakasso: bondoge: swag youre it no snapbacks